I've got one of these, she's very handy with a rolled up news paper--she's kind to spiders though, catching them and putting them outside -
Andy----- Original Message ----- From: "Ankers, Dave (UK)" <Dave.Ankers@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: <access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Sent: Monday, November 15, 2010 3:23 PM Subject: [access-uk] Re: talking fly swatter
Cheers Clive, made me smile Dave Ankers It would be like that scene in Hear No Evil See No Evil, where Richard Pryor was having a fight in a bar, and Gene Wilder was giving him directions on where to aim. Your Fly Swatter would have to say: "12 o'clock! No Two o'clock! Oh bum! The little bleeder's gone into the light shade! Hang on! It's by your right ear! No! Too late! You're left ear! He's dipped! I wouldn't eat that meat now if I were you! Ooh there's another one. Which one do you want me to zap first?" It would probably have to be voiced by a Wimbledon commentator. Any takers for R and D? Best, Clive----- Original Message ----- From: Janet Tuggey <mailto:janet@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>To: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Sent: Monday, November 15, 2010 5:31 AM Subject: [access-uk] Re: talking fly swatter And a Talking Fly Swatter, hmmmm, the mind boggles. Janet & Wheat, the silly Shepherd cross -----Original Message----- From: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of john coley Sent: 15 November 2010 00:31 To: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [access-uk] talking fly swatter Hi Christine and everybody, I looked up the talking fly swatter, and, in common with a lot if not most of the stuff on Amazon I found something very strange in the product specifications. The item weight is more than the boxed weight. How's that for the twilight zone! I've pasted what it says here. I can't imagine it's that heavy. Nearly a kilo to swatt a fly? a hammer to crack a walnut isn't it? John. Product details * Item Weight: 998 g * Boxed-product Weight: 249 g ** To leave the list, click on the immediately-following link:- ** [mailto:access-uk-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx?subject=unsubscribe] ** If this link doesn't work then send a message to: ** access-uk-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx ** and in the Subject line type ** unsubscribe ** For other list commands such as vacation mode, click on the ** immediately-following link:- ** [mailto:access-uk-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx?subject=faq] ** or send a message, to ** access-uk-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with the Subject:- faq ******************************************************************** This email and any attachments are confidential to the intended recipient and may also be privileged. If you are not the intended recipient please delete it from your system and notify the sender. You should not copy it or use it for any purpose nor disclose or distribute its contents to any other person. ******************************************************************** ** To leave the list, click on the immediately-following link:- ** [mailto:access-uk-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx?subject=unsubscribe] ** If this link doesn't work then send a message to: ** access-uk-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx ** and in the Subject line type ** unsubscribe ** For other list commands such as vacation mode, click on the ** immediately-following link:- ** [mailto:access-uk-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx?subject=faq] ** or send a message, to ** access-uk-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with the Subject:- faq
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