[access-uk] Re: talking fly swatter

Cheers Clive, made me smile

Dave Ankers

It would be like that scene in Hear No Evil See No Evil, where Richard
Pryor was having a fight in a bar, and Gene Wilder was giving him
directions on where to aim.  Your Fly Swatter would have to say: "12
o'clock! No Two o'clock! Oh bum! The little bleeder's gone into the
light shade! Hang on! It's by your right ear! No! Too late! You're left
ear! He's dipped! I wouldn't eat that meat now if I were you! Ooh
there's another one. Which one do you want me to zap first?" It would
probably have to be voiced by a Wimbledon commentator.
 
Any takers for R and D?
 
Best,
Clive
 
 
 

        ----- Original Message ----- 
        From: Janet Tuggey <mailto:janet@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>  
        To: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx 
        Sent: Monday, November 15, 2010 5:31 AM
        Subject: [access-uk] Re: talking fly swatter

        And a Talking Fly Swatter, hmmmm, the mind boggles. 
        
        
        Janet & Wheat, the silly Shepherd cross 
        -----Original Message-----
        From: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]
On Behalf Of
        john coley
        Sent: 15 November 2010 00:31
        To: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
        Subject: [access-uk] talking fly swatter
        
        Hi Christine and everybody, I looked up the talking fly swatter,
and, in
        common with a lot if not most of the stuff on Amazon I found
something very
        strange in the product specifications. The item weight is more
than the
        boxed weight. How's that for the twilight zone! I've pasted what
it says
        here.
          I can't imagine it's that heavy. Nearly a kilo to swatt a fly?
a hammer to
        crack a walnut isn't it?
                            John.
        
        Product details
        
        
        * Item Weight: 998 g 
        * Boxed-product Weight: 249 g 
        
        
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