[access-uk] Re: talking fly swatter

  • From: "Christine Weetman" <goatmum@xxxxxxx>
  • To: <access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Mon, 15 Nov 2010 11:49:27 -0000

Yay, very well written, maybe I'll buy one of these things and give it someone 
for Christmas as not a real load of use for me as a totally blind person, but I 
want to play with it a while so best buy one and pass it on for Christmas! 
heheheeh

Christine.
  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: john coley 
  To: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx 
  Sent: Monday, November 15, 2010 9:19 AM
  Subject: [access-uk] Re: talking fly swatter


  That cunjures up a wonderful picture, doesn't it.
                      John.

    ----- Original Message ----- 
    From: Clive Lever 
    To: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx 
    Sent: Monday, November 15, 2010 9:06 AM
    Subject: [access-uk] Re: talking fly swatter


    It would be like that scene in Hear No Evil See No Evil, where Richard 
Pryor was having a fight in a bar, and Gene Wilder was giving him directions on 
where to aim.  Your Fly Swatter would have to say: "12 o'clock! No Two o'clock! 
Oh bum! The little bleeder's gone into the light shade! Hang on! It's by your 
right ear! No! Too late! You're left ear! He's dipped! I wouldn't eat that meat 
now if I were you! Ooh there's another one. Which one do you want me to zap 
first?" It would probably have to be voiced by a Wimbledon commentator.

    Any takers for R and D?

    Best,
    Clive



      ----- Original Message ----- 
      From: Janet Tuggey 
      To: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx 
      Sent: Monday, November 15, 2010 5:31 AM
      Subject: [access-uk] Re: talking fly swatter


      And a Talking Fly Swatter, hmmmm, the mind boggles. 


      Janet & Wheat, the silly Shepherd cross 
      -----Original Message-----
      From: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf 
Of
      john coley
      Sent: 15 November 2010 00:31
      To: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
      Subject: [access-uk] talking fly swatter

      Hi Christine and everybody, I looked up the talking fly swatter, and, in
      common with a lot if not most of the stuff on Amazon I found something 
very
      strange in the product specifications. The item weight is more than the
      boxed weight. How's that for the twilight zone! I've pasted what it says
      here.
        I can't imagine it's that heavy. Nearly a kilo to swatt a fly? a hammer 
to
      crack a walnut isn't it?
                          John.

      Product details


      * Item Weight: 998 g 
      * Boxed-product Weight: 249 g 


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