[access-uk] Re: talking fly swatter

  • From: "john coley" <johncoley@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: <access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Mon, 15 Nov 2010 09:19:25 -0000

That cunjures up a wonderful picture, doesn't it.
                    John.

  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: Clive Lever 
  To: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx 
  Sent: Monday, November 15, 2010 9:06 AM
  Subject: [access-uk] Re: talking fly swatter


  It would be like that scene in Hear No Evil See No Evil, where Richard Pryor 
was having a fight in a bar, and Gene Wilder was giving him directions on where 
to aim.  Your Fly Swatter would have to say: "12 o'clock! No Two o'clock! Oh 
bum! The little bleeder's gone into the light shade! Hang on! It's by your 
right ear! No! Too late! You're left ear! He's dipped! I wouldn't eat that meat 
now if I were you! Ooh there's another one. Which one do you want me to zap 
first?" It would probably have to be voiced by a Wimbledon commentator.

  Any takers for R and D?

  Best,
  Clive



    ----- Original Message ----- 
    From: Janet Tuggey 
    To: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx 
    Sent: Monday, November 15, 2010 5:31 AM
    Subject: [access-uk] Re: talking fly swatter


    And a Talking Fly Swatter, hmmmm, the mind boggles. 


    Janet & Wheat, the silly Shepherd cross 
    -----Original Message-----
    From: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of
    john coley
    Sent: 15 November 2010 00:31
    To: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Subject: [access-uk] talking fly swatter

    Hi Christine and everybody, I looked up the talking fly swatter, and, in
    common with a lot if not most of the stuff on Amazon I found something very
    strange in the product specifications. The item weight is more than the
    boxed weight. How's that for the twilight zone! I've pasted what it says
    here.
      I can't imagine it's that heavy. Nearly a kilo to swatt a fly? a hammer to
    crack a walnut isn't it?
                        John.

    Product details


    * Item Weight: 998 g 
    * Boxed-product Weight: 249 g 


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