[access-uk] Re: talking fly swatter

  • From: "Clive Lever" <clive.lever@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: <access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Mon, 15 Nov 2010 09:06:53 -0000

It would be like that scene in Hear No Evil See No Evil, where Richard Pryor 
was having a fight in a bar, and Gene Wilder was giving him directions on where 
to aim.  Your Fly Swatter would have to say: "12 o'clock! No Two o'clock! Oh 
bum! The little bleeder's gone into the light shade! Hang on! It's by your 
right ear! No! Too late! You're left ear! He's dipped! I wouldn't eat that meat 
now if I were you! Ooh there's another one. Which one do you want me to zap 
first?" It would probably have to be voiced by a Wimbledon commentator.

Any takers for R and D?

Best,
Clive



  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: Janet Tuggey 
  To: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx 
  Sent: Monday, November 15, 2010 5:31 AM
  Subject: [access-uk] Re: talking fly swatter


  And a Talking Fly Swatter, hmmmm, the mind boggles. 


  Janet & Wheat, the silly Shepherd cross 
  -----Original Message-----
  From: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of
  john coley
  Sent: 15 November 2010 00:31
  To: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  Subject: [access-uk] talking fly swatter

  Hi Christine and everybody, I looked up the talking fly swatter, and, in
  common with a lot if not most of the stuff on Amazon I found something very
  strange in the product specifications. The item weight is more than the
  boxed weight. How's that for the twilight zone! I've pasted what it says
  here.
    I can't imagine it's that heavy. Nearly a kilo to swatt a fly? a hammer to
  crack a walnut isn't it?
                      John.

  Product details


  * Item Weight: 998 g 
  * Boxed-product Weight: 249 g 


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