What? The flies, or the swatter? (grin) Sorry it's Friday and I couldn't resist the frivolity. Apologies, Mods! Clive Clive Lever Diversity Advisor 01622 221163 (extension 7000 1163) Room 1.15, Sessions House, County Hall, Maidstone, ME14 1XQ. Diversity is a strength and we will value and harness difference for the benefit of all service users, the individual and KCC. -----Original Message----- From: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of ANDY COLLINS Sent: 19 November 2010 11:59 To: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [access-uk] Re: talking fly swatter Mine came for free! - Andy ----- Original Message ----- From: "Ankers, Dave (UK)" <Dave.Ankers@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> To: <access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Sent: Friday, November 19, 2010 11:52 AM Subject: [access-uk] Re: talking fly swatter >I cannot quieten down the model I bought! > > Apparently, the only way to shut down the model W.I.F.E is to make a > further purchase of a K.N.I.F. e or a G.U.N or hire an A.S.S.A.S.S.I.N > > Buyer beware! > > Cheers > > Dave Ankers > > > Hi > > the things they make today which talk, your mind boggles. > > > Regards > > Adrien > > You can get me off list at: > adriencollins22160@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx > > Speakon is a free fully self-voicing accessible multimedia program for > the visually impaired, find out more by downloading the software from: > http://www.a-technic.net/speakon.htm > You can join the speakon user group by sending a blank e-mail to: > speakon-subscribe@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx > > -----Original Message----- > From: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > [mailto:access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of john coley > Sent: 15 November 2010 10:19 > To: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > Subject: [access-uk] Re: talking fly swatter > > That cunjures up a wonderful picture, doesn't it. > John. > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: Clive Lever > <mailto:clive.lever@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> > To: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > Sent: Monday, November 15, 2010 9:06 AM > Subject: [access-uk] Re: talking fly swatter > > It would be like that scene in Hear No Evil See No Evil, where > Richard Pryor was having a fight in a bar, and Gene Wilder was giving > him directions on where to aim. Your Fly Swatter would have to say: "12 > o'clock! No Two o'clock! > Oh bum! The little bleeder's gone into the light shade! Hang on! It's by > your right ear! No! Too late! You're left ear! > He's dipped! I wouldn't eat that meat now if I were you! Ooh there's > another one. Which one do you want me to zap first?" > It would probably have to be voiced by a Wimbledon commentator. > > Any takers for R and D? > > Best, > Clive > > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: Janet Tuggey > <mailto:janet@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> > To: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > Sent: Monday, November 15, 2010 5:31 AM > Subject: [access-uk] Re: talking fly swatter > > And a Talking Fly Swatter, hmmmm, the mind boggles. > > > Janet & Wheat, the silly Shepherd cross > -----Original Message----- > From: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > [mailto:access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of > john coley > Sent: 15 November 2010 00:31 > To: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > Subject: [access-uk] talking fly swatter > > Hi Christine and everybody, I looked up the talking fly > swatter, and, in > common with a lot if not most of the stuff on Amazon I > found something very > strange in the product specifications. The item weight > is more than the > boxed weight. How's that for the twilight zone! I've > pasted what it says > here. > I can't imagine it's that heavy. Nearly a kilo to > swatt a fly? a hammer to > crack a walnut isn't it? > John. > > Product details > > > * Item Weight: 998 g > * Boxed-product Weight: 249 g > > > ** To leave the list, click on the > immediately-following link:- > ** > [mailto:access-uk-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx?subject=unsubscribe] > ** If this link doesn't work then send a message to: > ** access-uk-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > ** and in the Subject line type > ** unsubscribe > ** For other list commands such as vacation mode, click > on the > ** immediately-following link:- > ** > [mailto:access-uk-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx?subject=faq] > ** or send a message, to > ** access-uk-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with the > Subject:- faq > > > > ** To leave the list, click on the immediately-following link:- > ** [mailto:access-uk-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx?subject=unsubscribe] > ** If this link doesn't work then send a message to: > ** access-uk-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > ** and in the Subject line type > ** unsubscribe > ** For other list commands such as vacation mode, click on the > ** immediately-following link:- > ** [mailto:access-uk-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx?subject=faq] > ** or send a message, to > ** access-uk-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with the Subject:- faq > > > > ******************************************************************** > This email and any attachments are confidential to the intended > recipient and may also be privileged. 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