[access-uk] Re: talking fly swatter

Mine came for free! -

Andy
----- Original Message ----- From: "Ankers, Dave (UK)" <Dave.Ankers@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: <access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Friday, November 19, 2010 11:52 AM
Subject: [access-uk] Re: talking fly swatter


I cannot quieten down the model I bought!

Apparently, the only way to shut down the model W.I.F.E is to make a
further purchase of a K.N.I.F. e or a G.U.N or hire an A.S.S.A.S.S.I.N

Buyer beware!

Cheers

Dave Ankers


Hi the things they make today which talk, your mind boggles.

Regards

Adrien

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-----Original Message-----
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[mailto:access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of john coley
Sent: 15 November 2010 10:19
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Subject: [access-uk] Re: talking fly swatter

That cunjures up a wonderful picture, doesn't it.
                   John.


----- Original Message ----- From: Clive Lever <mailto:clive.lever@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> To: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Sent: Monday, November 15, 2010 9:06 AM
Subject: [access-uk] Re: talking fly swatter

It would be like that scene in Hear No Evil See No Evil, where
Richard Pryor was having a fight in a bar, and Gene Wilder was giving
him directions on where to aim.  Your Fly Swatter would have to say: "12
o'clock! No Two o'clock!
Oh bum! The little bleeder's gone into the light shade! Hang on! It's by
your right ear! No! Too late! You're left ear!
He's dipped! I wouldn't eat that meat now if I were you! Ooh there's
another one. Which one do you want me to zap first?"
It would probably have to be voiced by a Wimbledon commentator.

Any takers for R and D?

Best,
Clive




----- Original Message ----- From: Janet Tuggey <mailto:janet@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> To: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Sent: Monday, November 15, 2010 5:31 AM
Subject: [access-uk] Re: talking fly swatter

And a Talking Fly Swatter, hmmmm, the mind boggles.

Janet & Wheat, the silly Shepherd cross -----Original Message-----
From: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
[mailto:access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of
john coley
Sent: 15 November 2010 00:31
To: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [access-uk] talking fly swatter

Hi Christine and everybody, I looked up the talking fly
swatter, and, in
common with a lot if not most of the stuff on Amazon I
found something very
strange in the product specifications. The item weight
is more than the
boxed weight. How's that for the twilight zone! I've
pasted what it says
here.
  I can't imagine it's that heavy. Nearly a kilo to
swatt a fly? a hammer to
crack a walnut isn't it?
                    John.

Product details


* Item Weight: 998 g * Boxed-product Weight: 249 g

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