[access-uk] Re: talking fly swatter

  • From: "Adrien Collins" <adriencollins22160@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: <access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Thu, 18 Nov 2010 21:09:23 +0100

Hi 

the things they make today which talk, your mind boggles.  


Regards

Adrien

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-----Original Message-----
From: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
[mailto:access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of john coley
Sent: 15 November 2010 10:19
To: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [access-uk] Re: talking fly swatter

That cunjures up a wonderful picture, doesn't it.
                    John.
 

        ----- Original Message ----- 
        From: Clive Lever
<mailto:clive.lever@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>  
        To: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx 
        Sent: Monday, November 15, 2010 9:06 AM
        Subject: [access-uk] Re: talking fly swatter

        It would be like that scene in Hear No Evil See No
Evil, where Richard Pryor was having a fight in a bar, and
Gene Wilder was giving him directions on where to aim.  Your
Fly Swatter would have to say: "12 o'clock! No Two o'clock!
Oh bum! The little bleeder's gone into the light shade! Hang
on! It's by your right ear! No! Too late! You're left ear!
He's dipped! I wouldn't eat that meat now if I were you! Ooh
there's another one. Which one do you want me to zap first?"
It would probably have to be voiced by a Wimbledon
commentator.
         
        Any takers for R and D?
         
        Best,
        Clive
         
         
         

                ----- Original Message ----- 
                From: Janet Tuggey
<mailto:janet@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>  
                To: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx 
                Sent: Monday, November 15, 2010 5:31 AM
                Subject: [access-uk] Re: talking fly swatter

                And a Talking Fly Swatter, hmmmm, the mind
boggles. 
                
                
                Janet & Wheat, the silly Shepherd cross 
                -----Original Message-----
                From: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
[mailto:access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of
                john coley
                Sent: 15 November 2010 00:31
                To: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
                Subject: [access-uk] talking fly swatter
                
                Hi Christine and everybody, I looked up the
talking fly swatter, and, in
                common with a lot if not most of the stuff
on Amazon I found something very
                strange in the product specifications. The
item weight is more than the
                boxed weight. How's that for the twilight
zone! I've pasted what it says
                here.
                  I can't imagine it's that heavy. Nearly a
kilo to swatt a fly? a hammer to
                crack a walnut isn't it?
                                    John.
                
                Product details
                
                
                * Item Weight: 998 g 
                * Boxed-product Weight: 249 g 
                
                
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