HI Andy I don't think they sell that kind on amazon though!! Regards Adrien You can get me off list at: adriencollins22160@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx Speakon is a free fully self-voicing accessible multimedia program for the visually impaired, find out more by downloading the software from: http://www.a-technic.net/speakon.htm You can join the speakon user group by sending a blank e-mail to: speakon-subscribe@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx -----Original Message----- From: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of ANDY COLLINS Sent: 15 November 2010 17:03 To: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [access-uk] Re: talking fly swatter I've got one of these, she's very handy with a rolled up news paper--she's kind to spiders though, catching them and putting them outside - Andy ----- Original Message ----- From: "Ankers, Dave (UK)" <Dave.Ankers@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> To: <access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Sent: Monday, November 15, 2010 3:23 PM Subject: [access-uk] Re: talking fly swatter > Cheers Clive, made me smile > > Dave Ankers > > It would be like that scene in Hear No Evil See No Evil, where Richard > Pryor was having a fight in a bar, and Gene Wilder was giving him > directions on where to aim. Your Fly Swatter would have to say: "12 > o'clock! No Two o'clock! Oh bum! The little bleeder's gone into the > light shade! Hang on! It's by your right ear! No! Too late! You're left > ear! He's dipped! I wouldn't eat that meat now if I were you! Ooh > there's another one. Which one do you want me to zap first?" It would > probably have to be voiced by a Wimbledon commentator. > > Any takers for R and D? > > Best, > Clive > > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: Janet Tuggey <mailto:janet@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> > To: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > Sent: Monday, November 15, 2010 5:31 AM > Subject: [access-uk] Re: talking fly swatter > > And a Talking Fly Swatter, hmmmm, the mind boggles. > > > Janet & Wheat, the silly Shepherd cross > -----Original Message----- > From: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] > On Behalf Of > john coley > Sent: 15 November 2010 00:31 > To: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > Subject: [access-uk] talking fly swatter > > Hi Christine and everybody, I looked up the talking fly swatter, > and, in > common with a lot if not most of the stuff on Amazon I found > something very > strange in the product specifications. The item weight is more > than the > boxed weight. How's that for the twilight zone! I've pasted what > it says > here. > I can't imagine it's that heavy. Nearly a kilo to swatt a fly? > a hammer to > crack a walnut isn't it? > John. > > Product details > > > * Item Weight: 998 g > * Boxed-product Weight: 249 g > > > ** To leave the list, click on the immediately-following link:- > ** [mailto:access-uk-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx?subject=unsubscribe] > ** If this link doesn't work then send a message to: > ** access-uk-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > ** and in the Subject line type > ** unsubscribe > ** For other list commands such as vacation mode, click on the > ** immediately-following link:- > ** [mailto:access-uk-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx?subject=faq] > ** or send a message, to > ** access-uk-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with the Subject:- faq > > > > ************************************************************ ******** > This email and any attachments are confidential to the intended > recipient and may also be privileged. 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