[access-uk] Re: talking fly swatter

  • From: "Adrien Collins" <adriencollins22160@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: <access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Thu, 18 Nov 2010 21:09:23 +0100

HI Andy 

I don't think they sell that kind on amazon though!! 


Regards

Adrien

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-----Original Message-----
From: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
[mailto:access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of ANDY COLLINS
Sent: 15 November 2010 17:03
To: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [access-uk] Re: talking fly swatter

I've got one of these, she's very handy with a rolled up
news paper--she's kind to spiders though, catching them and
putting them outside -

Andy
----- Original Message -----
From: "Ankers, Dave (UK)" <Dave.Ankers@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: <access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Monday, November 15, 2010 3:23 PM
Subject: [access-uk] Re: talking fly swatter


> Cheers Clive, made me smile
>
> Dave Ankers
>
> It would be like that scene in Hear No Evil See No Evil,
where Richard
> Pryor was having a fight in a bar, and Gene Wilder was
giving him
> directions on where to aim.  Your Fly Swatter would have
to say: "12
> o'clock! No Two o'clock! Oh bum! The little bleeder's gone
into the
> light shade! Hang on! It's by your right ear! No! Too
late! You're left
> ear! He's dipped! I wouldn't eat that meat now if I were
you! Ooh
> there's another one. Which one do you want me to zap
first?" It would
> probably have to be voiced by a Wimbledon commentator.
>
> Any takers for R and D?
>
> Best,
> Clive
>
>
>
>
> ----- Original Message ----- 
> From: Janet Tuggey <mailto:janet@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> To: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Sent: Monday, November 15, 2010 5:31 AM
> Subject: [access-uk] Re: talking fly swatter
>
> And a Talking Fly Swatter, hmmmm, the mind boggles.
>
>
> Janet & Wheat, the silly Shepherd cross
> -----Original Message-----
> From: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
[mailto:access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]
> On Behalf Of
> john coley
> Sent: 15 November 2010 00:31
> To: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Subject: [access-uk] talking fly swatter
>
> Hi Christine and everybody, I looked up the talking fly
swatter,
> and, in
> common with a lot if not most of the stuff on Amazon I
found
> something very
> strange in the product specifications. The item weight is
more
> than the
> boxed weight. How's that for the twilight zone! I've
pasted what
> it says
> here.
>   I can't imagine it's that heavy. Nearly a kilo to swatt
a fly?
> a hammer to
> crack a walnut isn't it?
>                     John.
>
> Product details
>
>
> * Item Weight: 998 g
> * Boxed-product Weight: 249 g
>
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