[access-uk] I'm sorry but I had to let you all read this funny

  • From: "Andrew Shipp" <andrew-shipp4@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "access-uk" <access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Mon, 17 Jan 2005 10:00:34 -0000

Hi all.  I hope you like this funny,

Blind Pilots Take Flight....loll...

Two men dressed in pilot's uniforms walk up the aisle of the airplane. Both are
wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way
along the aisle with a cane.


Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the
door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously
around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None
is forthcoming.


The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the people sitting in the
window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the
airport territory. As it begins to look as though the plane will plough into the
water, panicked screams fill the cabin.


At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and
laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in
the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.


In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, "You know,
Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die."


Until we meet
Regards
Andrew Shipp
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