[yshavurah] Fwd: FW: Taslich

  • From: Clevineys@xxxxxxx
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  • Date: Thu, 29 Aug 2002 16:28:35 -0400

This was too good not to send--hope you all enjoy.
Cheryl


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> On the Jewish New Year, Rosh Hashanah, there is a ceremony called Taslich.
> 
> Jews traditionally go to the ocean or a stream or river to pray and throw
> bread crumbs into the water. Symbolically, the fish devour their sins. 
> Occasionally, people ask what kind of bread crumbs should be thrown. 
> Here are suggestions for breads which may be most appropriate for specific
> sins 
> and misbehaviors. 
> 
> 
> For ordinary sins.....................White Bread 
> 
> For erotic sins.........................French Bread 
> 
> For particularly dark sins..........Pumpernickel 
> 
> For complex sins.....................Multigrain 
> 
> For twisted sins.......................Pretzels 
> 
> For tasteless sins....................Rice Cakes 
> 
> For sins of indecision...............Waffles 
> 
> For sins committed in haste.....Matzoh 
> 
> For sins of chutzpah................Fresh Bread 
> 
> For substance abuse...............Stoned Wheat 
> 
> For use of heavy drugs.............Poppy Seed 
> 
> For petty larceny.....................Stollen 
> 
> For committing auto theft.........Caraway 
> 
> For timidity/cowardice..............Milk Toast 
> 
> For ill-temperedness................Sourdough 
> 
> For silliness, eccentricity.........Nut Bread 
> 
> For not giving full value.............Shortbread 
> 
> For jingoism, chauvinism..........Yankee Doodles 
> 
> For excessive irony..................Rye Bread 
> 
> For unnecessary chances........Hero Bread 
> 
> For war-mongering...................Kaiser Rolls 
> 
> For dressing immodestly..........Tarts 
> 
> For causing injury to others......Tortes 
> 
> For lechery and promiscuity.....Hot Buns 
> 
> For promiscuity with gentiles....Hot Cross Buns 
> 
> For racist attitudes..................Crackers 
> 
> For sophisticated racism..........Ritz Crackers 
> 
> For being holier than thou.........Bagels 
> 
> For abrasiveness.....................Grits 
> 
> For dropping in without notice...Popovers 
> 
> For overeating.........................Stuffing 
> 
> For impetuosity.......................Quick Bread 
> 
> For indecent photography.........Cheesecake 
> 
> For raising your voice too often..Challah 
> 
> For pride and egotism...............Puff Pastry 
> 
> For sycophancy, ass-kissing.....Brownies 
> 
> For being overly smothering.......Angel Food Cake 
> 
> For laziness.............................Any long loaf 
> 
> For trashing the environment......Dumplings 
> 
> ... and my personal favorite: 
> 
> For telling bad jokes/puns........Corn Bread 
> 
> 
> 
> 
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> 



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