This was too good not to send--hope you all enjoy. Cheryl -- Attached file included as plaintext by Ecartis -- -- File: Forwarded Msg -- Desc: Forwarded Msg Return-Path: <MichelleS.Levine@xxxxxxx> Received: from rly-ye02.mx.aol.com (rly-ye02.mail.aol.com [172.18.151.199]) by air-ye05.mail.aol.com (v88.20) with ESMTP id MAILINYE52-0828115503; Wed, 28 Aug 2002 11:55:03 -0400 Received: from livpsintav4.aig.com (livosmtp1.aig.com [167.230.227.90]) by rly-ye02.mx.aol.com (v88.19) with ESMTP id MAILRELAYINYE25-0828115438; Wed, 28 Aug 2002 11:54:38 -0400 Received: from xlivimc02.aig.com (localhost [127.0.0.1]) by livpsintav4.aig.com (8.11.6+Sun/8.11.6) with ESMTP id g7SFl3Q24830; Wed, 28 Aug 2002 11:47:03 -0400 (EDT) Received: by xlivimc02.aig.com with Internet Mail Service (5.5.2655.55) id <RQFPBLMN>; Wed, 28 Aug 2002 11:54:35 -0400 Message-ID: <65372A09F367D411AAE100902714642B07EF265F@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> From: "Levine, MichelleS @80 Pine" <MichelleS.Levine@xxxxxxx> To: "'elaine@work'" <elincoln@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "'mom'" <mlevinetr@xxxxxxx>, "'cheryl'" <clevineys@xxxxxxx> Subject: FW: Taslich Date: Wed, 28 Aug 2002 11:54:30 -0400 Return-Receipt-To: "Levine, MichelleS @80 Pine" <MichelleS.Levine@xxxxxxx> MIME-Version: 1.0 X-Mailer: Internet Mail Service (5.5.2655.55) Content-Type: text/plain > On the Jewish New Year, Rosh Hashanah, there is a ceremony called Taslich. > > Jews traditionally go to the ocean or a stream or river to pray and throw > bread crumbs into the water. Symbolically, the fish devour their sins. > Occasionally, people ask what kind of bread crumbs should be thrown. > Here are suggestions for breads which may be most appropriate for specific > sins > and misbehaviors. > > > For ordinary sins.....................White Bread > > For erotic sins.........................French Bread > > For particularly dark sins..........Pumpernickel > > For complex sins.....................Multigrain > > For twisted sins.......................Pretzels > > For tasteless sins....................Rice Cakes > > For sins of indecision...............Waffles > > For sins committed in haste.....Matzoh > > For sins of chutzpah................Fresh Bread > > For substance abuse...............Stoned Wheat > > For use of heavy drugs.............Poppy Seed > > For petty larceny.....................Stollen > > For committing auto theft.........Caraway > > For timidity/cowardice..............Milk Toast > > For ill-temperedness................Sourdough > > For silliness, eccentricity.........Nut Bread > > For not giving full value.............Shortbread > > For jingoism, chauvinism..........Yankee Doodles > > For excessive irony..................Rye Bread > > For unnecessary chances........Hero Bread > > For war-mongering...................Kaiser Rolls > > For dressing immodestly..........Tarts > > For causing injury to others......Tortes > > For lechery and promiscuity.....Hot Buns > > For promiscuity with gentiles....Hot Cross Buns > > For racist attitudes..................Crackers > > For sophisticated racism..........Ritz Crackers > > For being holier than thou.........Bagels > > For abrasiveness.....................Grits > > For dropping in without notice...Popovers > > For overeating.........................Stuffing > > For impetuosity.......................Quick Bread > > For indecent photography.........Cheesecake > > For raising your voice too often..Challah > > For pride and egotism...............Puff Pastry > > For sycophancy, ass-kissing.....Brownies > > For being overly smothering.......Angel Food Cake > > For laziness.............................Any long loaf > > For trashing the environment......Dumplings > > ... and my personal favorite: > > For telling bad jokes/puns........Corn Bread > > > > > >