FreeLists / webproducers / [webproducers] How To: Make Your Own Scapegoat!

[Michael James Pinto <michaeljamespinto@xxxxxxxxx>]

1. Purchase a cute plush toy goat:
http://www.alaska-gift-baskets.com/dolls-plushmountaingoat01.htm

2. Go to http://www.cafepress.com and create a baby t-shirt
with the phrase "official scapegoat"

3. When you've put together place it on top of your monitor at work.

4. When facing a tense situation grab the goat, and say in
a billy goat tone (think Shari Lewis with lambchop):
"Baaaaaa! I'm a scapegoat! May I please have some blame! Baaaaa!"

5. Or you can also grab the goat and talk to it in a mocking
parent scolding a child or a pet tone (make sure to shake a pointing finger 
too):
"Bad Scapegoat! Bad! Bad! If you keep this up I'm going to replace you!"

You know I'm thinking of producing these, does anyone have office
toy experience? I also want to pitch this as a TV show idea too....

Michael

PS For my toy idea I was thinking we could put a voice chip in the
goat and when you squeeze the goat he would plead for his job!







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