[mhs.51] Fw: Fw: Fw: Fwd: Job Application - John Kerry

["floyd mcbride" <flodon@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

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Minden High School - Class of 1951
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Subject: RE: Fw: Fw: Fwd: Job Application - John Kerry


> Been around before but maybe we need to refreshen our minds....
> >Subject: Job Application - John Kerry
>
> >
> >gt;gt;JOB APPLICATION
> >gt;
> >gt;NAME: John Kerry
> >gt;
> >gt;RESIDENCE: 7 mansions, including Washington, DC, worth multimillions.
> >gt;
> >gt;EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
> >gt;
> >gt; gt; Law Enforcement. I voted to cut every law enforcement, CIA and
defense bill
> >gt; gt; in my career as a US Senator.nbsp; I ordered Boston to remove a
fire hydrant
> >gt; gt; which I considered unsightly, in front of my mansion, thereby
endangering my
> >gt; gt; neighbors in the event of fire.
> >gt; gt;
> >gt; gt; MILITARY:
> >gt; gt; I used three minor injuries to get an early discharge from the
military and
> >gt; gt; service in Vietnam (as documented by the attending doctor).nbsp;
I then returned
> >gt; gt; to the US, joined Jane Fonda in protesting the war, and insulted
returning
> >gt; gt; Vietnam vets, claiming they committed atrocities and were baby
killers.nbsp; I
> >gt; gt; threw my medals, ribbons, or something away in protest.nbsp; Or !
did I?nbsp; My book;
> >gt; gt; Vietnam Veterans Against the War: The New Soldier shows how I
truly feel about
> >gt; gt; the military. I deplore the military!
> >gt; gt;
> >gt; gt; COLLEGE:
> >gt; gt; I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. Unlike my
counterpart
> >gt; gt; George Bush, I have no higher education and did not get admitted
to Harvard
> >gt; gt; nor graduate with an M.B.A
> >gt; gt;
> >gt; gt; PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
> >gt; gt; I ran for U.S. Congress and have been there ever since.nbsp; I
have no real
> >gt; gt; world experience except that of a gigolo, by marrying rich women
and running HJ
> >gt; gt; Heinz vicariously through my wife Teresa.
> >gt; gt;
> >gt; gt; ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
> >gt; gt; As a US Senator I set the record for the most liberal voting
record,
> >gt; gt; exceeding even Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton.nbsp; I have
consistently failed to
> >gt; gt; support our military and CIA by voting against b! udgets, thus
gutting our country's
> >gt; gt; ability to defend itse lf.nbsp; Although I voted for the Iraq
War, now I am
> >gt; gt; against it and refuse to admit that I voted for it.nbsp; I voted
for every liberal
> >gt; gt; piece of legislation.nbsp; I have no plan to help this country
but I intend to raise
> >gt; gt; taxes significantly if I am elected.
> >gt; gt;
> >gt; gt; My wealth so far exceeds that of my counterpart, George Bush,
that he will
> >gt; gt; never catch up.nbsp; I make no or little charitable contributions
and have never
> >gt; gt; agreed to pay any voluntary excess taxes in MA, despite family
wealth in
> >gt; gt; excess of $700 million.
> >gt; gt;
> >gt; gt; I (we) own 28 manufacturing plants (Heinz) outside of the U.S. in
places
> >gt; gt; like Asia, Mexico and Europe. We can make more profit from the
cheaper cost of
> >gt; gt; labor in those Countries, although blame George Bush for sending
all of the
> >gt; gt; jobs out of Country.
> >gt; gt;
> >gt; gt; Although I claim to be in favo! r of alternative energy sources,
Ted Kennedy
> >gt; gt; and I oppose windmills off Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard as it
might spoil
> >gt; gt; our view of the ocean as we cruise on our yachts.
> >gt; gt;
> >gt; gt; RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
> >gt; gt;
> >gt; gt; None.
> >gt; gt;
> >gt; gt; PERSONAL
> >gt; gt;
> >gt; gt; I ride a Serotta Bike.
> >gt; gt;
> >gt; gt; My Gulfstream V Jet I call The Flying Squirrel.
> >gt; gt;
> >gt; gt; I call my $850,000 42-foot Hinckley twin diesel yacht the
"Scarmouche."
> >gt; gt;
> >gt; gt; I am fascinated by rap and hip-hop and feel it reflects our real
culture.
> >gt; gt;
> >gt; gt; I own several "Large" SUVs including one parked at my Nantucket
summer
> >gt; gt; mansion, though I am against large polluting inefficient vehicles
and blame George
> >gt; gt; Bush for the energy problems.
> >gt; gt;
> >gt; gt; PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.
> >gt;
> >gt;
> >gt;
> >gt;
> >
> >
> >
> >Darrold
> >
>
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